Partly Facetious : Snow White's step mom

"You remember what Snow White's step mom used to do daily?"
"If the heat is getting to you end March early April God knows what will happen to you in June when temperatures are in the mid-50s."
"I don't understand your comment. All I asked was do you remember what Snow White's step mom did daily."
"Snow White is a work of fiction in a children's book. What do you mean do I recall what her step mom did daily? Brush her teeth, take a shower..."
"The problem with you Khanzadehs is that like your leader you take everything literally, and the more you say you want to bring change the less you change - take The Khan, he is accusing his predecessors of not following the principles of Medina ki rayasat (administration) while he is not following those principles himself, he is appointing unqualified and incompetent people, transferring as a punishment those bureaucrats who dare take on a valued member of the party or dear to him, cutting ribbons as projects are begun with our money and thereby wasting time, hogging the airwaves on a daily basis, and could he please get a speech writer, please, even Western leaders have speech writers..."
"Hey, back off from The Khan, it's the team that is letting him down"
"Anyway where does Snow White's step mom come in?"
"You remember she used to look at the mirror daily and ask who is the fairest in the land and one day the mirror said it was Snow White."
"Why didn't the mirror say it was Snow White before, I mean it wasn't as if Snow White had not been born..."
"You are trying to divert attention from what I want to say by focusing on a non-issue..."
"Hmmm, but anyway I was reminded of Snow White's step mom because while she thought she was the fairest in the land, she really wasn't, given that Snow White was already born, but, wait, hear me out, only when Snow White reached the age of maturity did the mirror state that it was Snow White who was the fairest in the land."
"OK, and your point?"
"My point is that The Khan's mirror is now showing not only his own face but that of the Sharifs."
"Ah! You are referring to the relief to the Brothers Sharif, granted that bail after conviction has no juridical precedence in our history and in other countries..."
"Precisely and this is after only seven months of government, who knows what would happen after another seven months."
"Bilawal also appearing in The Khan's mirror."
"Ha ha ha."